Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Talking to a Brick Wall: Jan Helfeld Interviews Politicians
David Henderson tips us off to these hilarious interviews by some guy Jan Helfeld. Two of David's favorites are below. The first is Nancy Pelosi explaining why she doesn't pay her interns minimum wage, and the second is Harry Reid explaining that taxes are voluntary. (Note: If you get bored during the first one, at least check out the ending--it's pretty testy.)
Comments:
I hate when people try to get out of questions by saying the person asking them is being pushy or not understanding their answers.
Q:"Yes or no, tax is voluntary?"
A:"It's more complex, you see.."
Q:"Please, just yes or no."
A:"Yes it is, but if you don't pay there are civil and legal penalities."
Q:"So it isn't voluntary?"
A:"But your allowed to keep some of your money..."
Q:"So if you don't pay they take it?"
A:"Well that's not what I said! There are penalities, they don't take it!"
Q:"Please, sir, do I have to pay taxes?"
A:"I've tried to answer you but you won't listen! Your twisting words and I don't know exactly what it is your trying to do here!!"
The problem all along was that we were listening, while so many others weren't...
Q:"Yes or no, tax is voluntary?"
A:"It's more complex, you see.."
Q:"Please, just yes or no."
A:"Yes it is, but if you don't pay there are civil and legal penalities."
Q:"So it isn't voluntary?"
A:"But your allowed to keep some of your money..."
Q:"So if you don't pay they take it?"
A:"Well that's not what I said! There are penalities, they don't take it!"
Q:"Please, sir, do I have to pay taxes?"
A:"I've tried to answer you but you won't listen! Your twisting words and I don't know exactly what it is your trying to do here!!"
The problem all along was that we were listening, while so many others weren't...
Anonymous' "translation" is played out almost word for word in an interview by Aaron Russo with a former commissioner and former chief counsel of the IRS, Sheldon Cohen. Watch it in Russo's documentary (interview starts in YouTube part 3, 9th minute onwards, and continues in part 4).
I just do not understand how this man, Harry Reed, is the Senate majority leader. Come on, has public education declined so much, that we as a society can not see what he is doing and getting away with? We can not even agree on the meaning of the word "voluntary"? I am so glad secularism has taken over the public school system. I can now just say, "I paid my taxes, by paid I mean I chose not to file. Voluntarily. I don't really have to give my money to say I paid in a voluntary system do I? If I had to, then we are like other countries, like France. No, we are different. We can define words however we want. If Harry can say that voluntary is when you dont have to pay, but there are penalties, then why can I not say I paid, but not give any money." Words now only mean what I want them to mean. Thank you modern education.
One of Nancy's biggest contributors is DelMonte foods, which has operations in American Samoa. Gee, they're exempt from the minimum wage law there. Hmmmmmmmm....
Harry Reid should watch the Calvin Coolidge clip where he says what taxes are.
The whole point is to keep the iron fist in the velvet glove concealed so the citizenry can maintain some level of self respect as they grovel.
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The whole point is to keep the iron fist in the velvet glove concealed so the citizenry can maintain some level of self respect as they grovel.
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